Right up there with driving The Dog to the Dog Park... Our Fellow Patrons refer to the Dog as The Duke. I am just the ill-paid & often berated chauffeur... and feeding him two nutritious meals a day which, The Dog watches with rapt attention at each preparation, crowding an already crowded kitchen... we must add yet one more embarrassing item... I serve The Dog toast in the morning!!!
Well, what did you expect? The Dog can't just get his Weimaraner chops around a soggy piece of bread... Heaven Forbid! No. He needs the CRUNCH!!! Otherwise, where's the fun?
However, let it be known that The Dog's toast DOES NOT RECEIVE a thick layer of cream cheese & marmalade for a topping like I get. No. The Dog's toast viene al naturale. That ought to be suitable for an 8 year old & slightly over-weight Weimaraner, don't you think? What? He might break out in pimples and then, where would we be? At the Vet's!!! Gads.
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