The Dog has new food. It is in NO WAY what he cares for. But then, he is NOT the one, who is awakened at 2:37 in the morning by the incessant licking of an allergic reaction to The Old Stuff. Sleep-licking must be peculiar to Weimaraners, do you suppose? So annoying.
The New Dry Stuff is very stinky. It's salmon. The Vet says it is full of Good Stuff for The Dog. Ingredients to calm the itch. Big deal, says The Dog, it tastes yucky, and eats around it.
The Canned Stuff is what The Dog likes... and God Bless too. He doesn't miss a morsel of deer in a can. However, The New Canned Stuff costs over five bucks a shot!!! That's the price of a McDonald'sKid's Meal, and with it, you get a prize. I better not say anything to The Dog. He'll want a Special Bone. Gads.
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