Well, well, well... what a deal...
Finally, a beautifully sunny day in the country. And, what a better way to take advantage of the gift of sunshine... with no threat of clouds... by going for a w-a-l-k in the woods? The Dog can get some much needed exercise in the fresh country air. Right...
Finally, a beautifully sunny day in the country. And, what a better way to take advantage of the gift of sunshine... with no threat of clouds... by going for a w-a-l-k in the woods? The Dog can get some much needed exercise in the fresh country air. Right...
Ahhh... what's this? I think The Dog has detected a very interesting scent wafting in from some nearby sector... perhaps, behind those brambles down that lane over there...
Now, where did The Dog get off to? He has vanished into thin air and really bad air too!!! What is this stench? Isn't the bio-sewer-works somewhere around here... the one the last Commie mayor got passed AND built? Oh! You say it is way behind us. Well then, some-one must have put a ton of fertilizer before the rains hit.
Oh! Here he is!!! What joy... what felicity... what an icky odor!!! What's in the air?
No!!! It's NOT in the air. IT'S ON MY ADORED CANINE!!! Come here Dog for an Inspection!!!
I do believe he has rolled in goat shit!!! Sniff... sniff... sniff. Yep. It's goat shit. Unmistakably so. Gads.
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