The Dog would like to give you all A Great Beeg Kiss!!!
Tomorrow, the 15th of January, 2011 is a Beeg Anniversary. Yep. 9 years ago, The Dog was saved from an ignoble Life in Tuscany... in a chicken-wire enclosed pen filled with his bitchy sister Weimaraners... all of them destined to be shipped-out to the Rich & Famous in Roma, Brazil & the USA... situated outside a stone hut in the freezing cold Tuscan air... no wonder those cipresi are so damn tall... & menaced by various ill-behaved farm animals... the ducks should be exterminated!!! One waddled into The Short-person's AUDI... admittedly a bit beat up... & shat its Ducky Disapproval for Our Esteemed Presence in his farm yard... to be transported to a much better, fun-filled, sofa offered for sleeping & bread nourished Life in Genoa with The Short-person... The Dog's Supreme Commander, who barks such nice orders like... Vai al tuo posto, Moses!!!... and his Supreme Master, moi... naturally, I am a grade above that other person, and well so, since, I am The One The Dog awakens at 3:13 in the morning because, he just has to go outside now!!! Gads.
Oh! Love, Moses
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